At the corporate executive luncheon all who were present partook of a particularly decadent chocolate cake.
Not only was the cake itself rich chocolate but the icing was adorned with swirls and scrolls of pure chocolate like some surreal sculpture.
The guests were delighted.
When one of them commented that she felt a little bit guilty eating cake while the office workers were still at their desks the CEO replied, "They're just lazy bastards. If they worked as hard as me they could have cake as we do."